"which grade r u in?" "y?" "i need to know" "7"

u must be wonderin y am i doin this all the time, well actually its like an openin n i kinda like so i'll do it for most of my posts, these words are actually the main topic for the post.

hmmm, so it all began wen i was infront of the canteen for gr5-8, wrestlin with the small fat girls to go front n then try to catch someones attention so i can buy.
n suddenly this girl comes up behind me n asks "which grade r u in?" i m like "y?" although knowin the answer very well to myself..."i need to know!" in a split second i had to decide whether i should tell her the truth or not
TRUTH: if told her the truth i would be thrown outta the line...
LIE: she could probably argue n i could ignore her, or she would buy my story, in either case i could buy.
i had come too farto be thrown out, so wat was my judgement, LIE
"7..." "oh ok," n she left. i had 2 thoughts she came after another
FIRST: she bought my story yess i can finally buy
SECOND: wait she actually believed that i m in 7th grade! do i look that small!!

at that time i didn't really care, but wen i told this to my friends they were like u should have said 8 not 7, but that does not make a difference! the fact that i look smaller than my age still remains true. mostly the girls who look older r the girls who r bitchy, mostly not all. gah who cares!? as long as i can take advantage of the fact that i m small and big at the same time who would wanna look bitchy?
hehe...

but still u know i look like 12-yr-old!
its ok!
no its not, i need plastic surgery!
ur crzzy!
no ur crzzy how can u be so calm bout it!
cuz its not a big deal!
grrr!
grrr!

SYSTEM ERROR!