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How To Annoy People
In An ElevatorAsk each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
Press the wrong ones.

Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.

Blow your nose on your sleeve.

Bring a camera, take pictures of everybody in the elevator.

Bring a chair along.

Burp, and then say “mmmm...tasty!”Call out, “Group hug!” and enforce it.

Call the psychic hotline from you cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.

Clutch your stomach and gasp.

Collapse on the floor when the elevator goes up, then get up and look embarrassed.

Collect an elevator tax.

Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”

Eat jello through a straw.

Give each passenger a round of applause as they enter or leave.

Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waiting for your friend.

After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day been?”

Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.

Say "Ding!" at each floor.

Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in.”

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce “You’re one of THEM!” and move to the far corner of the elevator.

Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting larger."

Ways to Annoy People At An Amusement Park

Leave large gaps in between you and the people in front of you while waiting in line.

Speak in Spanish, or pretend you're deaf and start making rapid hand movements.

Start talking *loudly* about the last time you got stuck upside-down on this ride, scaring everyone in line around you.

Whisper right in someone's ear, "I know what you did last summer."

Advertise for a theme park...one you're not at.

Make fun of everyone else in every set of pictures taken during the rides.


Ask for the guy who took your order last time.

Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.

Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.

Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again.

Imitate the order taker's voice on the phone.

Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."

Pass the phone around to everyone in the house -- have each person change the order a little.

Pretend that you were trying to call 911 when they tell you you have the wrong # say oh well start to order... In the middle of your order stop and start to panic and yell “IT’S ABOUT TO BLOW” and hang up.

Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.

Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation"

How To Annoy People On An Airplane

Call the stewardess "nurse".

Don't use deoderant, then "accidently" stick your armpit in someone's face

During the meal, loudly explain that one time you ate shark fin soup and proceeded to puke all over the airplane, spewing chunks of shark on the other passengers

Explain how, one time, the plane was crashing and the oxygen masks didn't come out, 'cause they aren't really reliable, and that if the plane was to crash, everyone would die

Jump up and scream "AAAHHH!! I left the stove on!!"

Pick your nose and pat the person next to you.

Ways To Annoy People At The Movies

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Bring a flashlight.

In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes

How To Annoy Your Driver

Always grab the dashboard or doorhandle and yell "Whoa!"

Constantly remind the driver of road conditions.

No matter what lane the driver is in and where you are going, always tell the driver that we would be better off in the next lane.

Point to the left and tell the driver to make a right.

When being picked up as a passenger, bring a messy powdered sugar donut and a large uncovered cup of coffee. Then, complain whenever the driver hits a bump in the road.

Whenever the driver parks, get out and inspect whether or not the car is properly parked within the lines.

Annoying Things To Do During A Job Interview

While shaking hands get into a heated thumb wrestling match.

Stick a piece of broccoli between your front teeth, smile a lot.

Show up in your jogging outfit, run in place during the entire interview.

Bathroom excuse #1: Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, as you walk out the door make a loud fart noise with your mouth then sigh and say, "DARN!"

Bathroom excuse #2: Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, come back with the entire front of your pants wet.

Comment on how much you like your interviewer’s spouse’s picture, then take it and put it in your briefcase.

Annoying Things To Do In A Swimming Pool

Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because you have seen at least 15 people drown today.

Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.

Sit on the top of the water slide and don't move.

Tell people you saw the lifeguard pissing in the pool

Hit strangers with your wet towel.

Annoying Things To Do At School

organize a whole bunch of people to fall off their chairs at the same time.

when you use the bathroom, get a LOT of soap on your hands (If it's the slimy kind), but don't wash it off, just leave goo all over doorknobs, railings, etc.

ask people to hold your hand when going down the stairs

Draw pictures of your professor in the margins

End the paper with "This paper will self-destruct in 10 seconds".

Refuse to do the paper on account of the fact that you are a member of Greenpeace and strongly object to the gratuitous slaughter of trees caused by the massive amount of paper used in writing assignments.

When your prof asks for an outline of your paper, draw the outline of the piece of paper you typed it on and hand it in.

its been a loooooooooong time since i made a post....
holidays r boring...its something we look foward to soo much but in the end we all get bored
everyday wake up in the morning, eat breakfast, watch tv, mom screaming go do a littlehouse, sitting on pc, sister's screaming etc...
its the same routine everyday!
i am bored wid life.... :every year, a new grade, a new section (i dunno wat happend this year cuz we didn't get sections in report cards this year), make new friends (if possible), be gd wid da teacher, but there is something new everyday unlike sitting in the house :i remeber last year, every time we had literature period i used to sleep in the class, i couldn't help, i start yawning and then i go to sleep... i dunno if she saw me or not but i never got caught :P
she tried to make sutdents stand and read, ( and she picked anyone from anywhere so we had to be attentive) but i saw no progress, after my turn i would go to sleep. hehe
to be continued later... :P
bye